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Nov
21st
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I’m on my way outside.
October 24, 2005

I’m on my way outside.

October 24, 2005

Nov
20th
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Ba-cock
November 23, 2009

Ba-cock

November 23, 2009

Nov
19th
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I appear to be pregnant. I am a man, however.

January 23 and 30, 2006

I appear to be pregnant. I am a man, however.

January 23 and 30, 2006

Nov
18th
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Oh my god! Don’t struggle—I’ll get help. Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be fine. I love you.
January 16, 2006

Oh my god! Don’t struggle—I’ll get help. Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be fine. I love you.

January 16, 2006

Nov
17th
Tue
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Help! Help! Get out! I’m calling the police!
January 9, 2006

Help! Help! Get out! I’m calling the police!

January 9, 2006

Nov
16th
Mon
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I have a head on my desk, but I keep it separated from my telephone and coffee mug.
November 2, 2009

I have a head on my desk, but I keep it separated from my telephone and coffee mug.

November 2, 2009

Nov
15th
Sun
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Please don’t kill me, giants.
November 9, 2009

Please don’t kill me, giants.

November 9, 2009

Nov
13th
Fri
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You look frightened; probably because I am a giant fairy or a bug-person. But don’t worry; I’ve brought a plunger and a jug.
November 16, 2009

You look frightened; probably because I am a giant fairy or a bug-person. But don’t worry; I’ve brought a plunger and a jug.

November 16, 2009

Nov
1st
Sun
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It’s dangerous to stand on the shoulder of the highway with a big stone wheel. It also creates a hazard for other drivers who may need to pull onto the shoulder in an emergency. You’re getting a warning this time.
March 26, 2007

It’s dangerous to stand on the shoulder of the highway with a big stone wheel. It also creates a hazard for other drivers who may need to pull onto the shoulder in an emergency. You’re getting a warning this time.

March 26, 2007

Oct
31st
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OK let’s start this board meeting of people wearing hooded robes.
April 9, 2007

OK let’s start this board meeting of people wearing hooded robes.

April 9, 2007