I’m on my way outside.
October 24, 2005
Ba-cock
November 23, 2009
I appear to be pregnant. I am a man, however.
January 23 and 30, 2006
Oh my god! Don’t struggle—I’ll get help. Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be fine. I love you.
January 16, 2006
Help! Help! Get out! I’m calling the police!
January 9, 2006
I have a head on my desk, but I keep it separated from my telephone and coffee mug.
November 2, 2009
Please don’t kill me, giants.
November 9, 2009
You look frightened; probably because I am a giant fairy or a bug-person. But don’t worry; I’ve brought a plunger and a jug.
November 16, 2009
It’s dangerous to stand on the shoulder of the highway with a big stone wheel. It also creates a hazard for other drivers who may need to pull onto the shoulder in an emergency. You’re getting a warning this time.
March 26, 2007
OK let’s start this board meeting of people wearing hooded robes.
April 9, 2007
