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Jun
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 EEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!

 EEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!

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“Dad…”

“Dad…”

Apr
11th
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Flossing helps prevent cavities, Bill.

Flossing helps prevent cavities, Bill.

Apr
10th
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Let’s talk business.

Let’s talk business.

Apr
9th
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I’m one of the first consumers to drive an electric car.

I’m one of the first consumers to drive an electric car.

Apr
8th
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It’s pretty windy.

It’s pretty windy.

Apr
7th
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I’d better not try to ride this skeleton horse.

I’d better not try to ride this skeleton horse.

Apr
6th
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I’d like to open a bank account.

I’d like to open a bank account.

Mar
13th
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Beep-Boop-Boop. March 8th, 2010

Beep-Boop-Boop.

March 8th, 2010

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Hey. March 8th, 2010

Hey.

March 8th, 2010